A Guide From Preparing, Including Self-Care, to Thriving the First 12 Months of Motherhood With Grace and Hair
New Mom Chaos Zenitude is your warm, witty, and wonderfully honest companion through the wild transformation of pregnancy and the first year of motherhood. Forget the picture-perfect mom tropes and medical jargon overload — Jing Bloom delivers a refreshing, laugh-out-loud, and deeply relatable guide that puts you (yes, the mom) back at the center of the story.
Through three lively acts, Jing invites readers to navigate this life-changing journey with humor, empathy, and practical wisdom:
Act 1 – It’s All About You!
Reclaim your sanity and learn to ride the emotional roller coaster with grace. Explore mindfulness without the fluff, the art of asking for help, and the truth about hormones, cravings, and sleep deprivation — all served with compassion and comedic relief.
Act 2 – Communication & Planning
Build harmony in your home by learning how to have essential (and sometimes awkward) conversations with your partner, family, and support network. From boundary-setting to budgeting and baby-proofing, Jing helps you prepare your environment and your relationships for the chaos ahead.
Act 3 – The First 12 Months of Your New Human
From sleepless nights and feeding frenzies to growth spurts and tiny milestones, this act offers guidance, checklists, and real-mom advice to keep you grounded when you feel anything but.
Filled with heartfelt personal stories, practical tips, and “Zen in the chaos” rituals, this book reminds every mom-to-be that perfection isn’t the goal — presence is. Whether you’re navigating your first trimester or your baby’s first steps, New Mom Chaos Zenitude will help you laugh, breathe, and find moments of calm in the beautiful mess of motherhood.
Genres
ParentingSelf-help Techniques
ISBN
9798901481844
Format
E-book / Electronic book text
Publication Date
11/1/2025
MSRP
7.99 USD
Status
Forthcoming
Target Audience
Family
Contributor
Jing Bloom
Author
Jing Bloom is an author, actor, storyteller, and mom of two who believes that motherhood deserves both structure and spontaneity. Drawing from her experience in the retirement savings division of a major bank and as a project manager, she brings practicality and clarity to life’s most unpredictable role—being a mom.
Her background in acting inspired her to write New Mom Chaos Zenitude using a three-act structure, turning a non-fiction guide into a heartfelt narrative that flows like a story. Each act helps readers prepare, communicate, and thrive through the first year of motherhood with humor and grace.
Whether she’s managing projects, performing, or parenting, Jing infuses every moment with compassion, authenticity, and her signature blend of chaos and zen.